Category: Joke Board
> A blind man walks into a little restaurant and sits down. The owner,
> walks up to him and hands him a menu.
> "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a
> fork used by a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
> A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks
> up a greasy fork. He returns to the man's table and hands it to him.
> The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
> "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have--meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
> Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen and tells
> his wife Gladys, the cook, what just happened.
> The blind man eats and leaves.
> Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly
> rings him a menu again.
> "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
> "I'm sorry! I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a fork."
> The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
> After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great.
> I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
> Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing
> around with him and tells his wife Gladys that the next time the blind
> man comes in he's going to test him.
> He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming
> and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Gladys, rub this fork on
> your panties before I take it to the blind man." Gladys complies and
> hands her husband the fork.
> As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
> Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I have your fork
> ready for you."
> The blind man puts the fork to his nose, sniffs, and says, "Hey, I
> didn't know Gladys worked here!"
horrid! somewhat demeaning to blind ppl, too.
I see what the last poster means, and this is the third time i've seen this posted to these boards.